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When asked why you broke off a relationship, for their sake answer "S/he was too good in bed and I found it intimidating."
about 9 days ago from web -
The French, unlike the Dutch, won't immediately switch to English when a foreigner attempts to address them in their native language.
about a month ago from web -
"Because I can" as a reason for doing something is trumped only by "Because I can't — yet."
about 10 months ago from xmpp -
Inhale deeply. Do you smell it? That's history in the baking.
about a year ago from xmpp -
My whereabouts are completely trackable by the "Last login: " entry on a small number of my Unix shell accounts.
about a year ago from xmpp -
Book lovers never sleep alone.
about a year ago from xmpp -
The best presents are personal ones that you cannot return.
Sunday, 26-Sep-10 06:15:57 UTC from xmpp -
Engineers should be both seen and heard from!
Wednesday, 08-Sep-10 20:00:58 UTC from xmpp -
The best thing about wearing a suit for an occasion is taking it off afterwards.
Sunday, 22-Aug-10 02:13:47 UTC from xmpp -
If North American adolescents get their world view shaped by Atlas Shrugged, I think I got mine equally shaped by the Illumatus! Trilogy.
Saturday, 14-Aug-10 23:49:13 UTC from xmpp -
Activities' differing levels of social control is why apartments have much thinner walls in bedrooms than in living rooms.
Saturday, 13-Mar-10 15:07:53 UTC from xmpp -
On top of the world, contemplating life: Alpine skiers are the modern equivalent of hermit mountaintop philosophers.
Sunday, 17-Jan-10 17:00:13 UTC from xmpp -
I imagine the LHC's individual components to have a huge knob on their control panels, with three positions: "OFF", "STANDBY" and "PHYSICS".
Monday, 07-Dec-09 19:24:33 UTC from xmpp -
I am not sure which is more amazing: the fact that the BBC dramatized the last few days of Lehman Bros., or that I actually watched it.
Sunday, 22-Nov-09 15:42:59 UTC from xmpp -
The most interesting content on the Internet is still found on hosts whose FQDNs do not start with 'www.'
Tuesday, 10-Nov-09 03:10:47 UTC from xmpp -
Awaiting the day that not having WiFi for your guests is just as big a social faux pas as using the wrong spoon for eating your dessert.
Monday, 09-Nov-09 21:21:57 UTC from xmpp -
One day, the Internet will shift enough data between continents fast enough to influence the Earth's rotation.
Friday, 06-Nov-09 18:04:47 UTC from xmpp -
Usenet with its hierarchy and threads will provide a uniquely distorted view to historians a millennium from now - like Egyptian hieroglyphs
Wednesday, 04-Nov-09 21:11:36 UTC from xmpp
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