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Alex Markley (alexmarkley)

  1. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Moving day. My home is in shambles. What horror hath these hands wrought!

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  2. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Been at the office for 14 hours and counting. Watching the sun rise with a certain dreamlike wonder.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  3. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Good Lord, “Lingerie Football League?” That is a thing? I just hope those women don't expect to be taken seriously.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  4. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    1AM Sunday morning. Excellent time to begin studying tomorrow morning's Sunday School lesson? I think so.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  5. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Learning to whistle not because everything is okay now, but because everything will be okay eventually.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  6. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Just saw something huge plummet toward the North horizon from the sky! Brilliant green flaming tail. Meteorite?!

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  7. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Getting ready for an exciting joint recording session with our friends over at http://WeeklyImpulse.com/ ! Cross-continental Skype FTW. :)

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  8. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Is it a symptom of stockholm syndrome that I'm grateful to see the train come when RTA drops me off in the cold & leaves me there for 30min?

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  9. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Holy cow. Tried to go for a run and the cold air tore up my lungs pretty good. And by good, of course, I mean bad.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  10. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    I got to scream “EXTERMINATE” in my very best Dalek voice for the new Bucking Sailboat episode. Did this make me happy? I think so.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  11. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Instead of sleeping tonight, for some reason I ran three miles.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  12. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    I've been on the clock for ~23 of the past 36 hours. Now, Markley Bros or sleep?

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  13. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Just finished my brief nap, settling in with a cup of coffee for a full night of work.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  14. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    You know the new Bucking Sailboat episode is going to be good when I'm cutting it together and it weirds ME out.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  15. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Blargh, headache. RTA train was 30 minutes late. Customer service harassed me instead of apologizing. Want sleep.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  16. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Ah, birthday wishes! If ever I imagine that I've escaped the miserable clutches of age, I know I can count on you to remind me otherwise.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  17. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    I think I saw somebody die tonight. I expect the newspaper will confirm. Not writing tonight because this comedian doesn't feel very funny.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  18. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Real voicemail from total stranger: "Interested in properly disposing of about 100 VHS tapes, need help erasing them first." Do not want… :(

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  19. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    I have become a fan of The British Monarchy on Facebook, simply because the option presented itself.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
  20. Alex Markley Alex Markley

    Chinese takeout, Fringe, laundry, dishes. Sound like a plan? I hope so, because that's the best I can do on short notice.

    about a year ago from StatusNet iPhone
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Alex Markley

Alex Markley

Cleveland, Ohio, USA

http://markleybros.com/

I am a comedian, and thus I enjoy producing comedy. If this is surprising to you, check your reasoning and dial again.

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