Avatar Koo (avatarkoo)

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Asian peeps! A HILARIOUS website that pays homage to your self-sacrificing/guilt-mongering parents: My Mom is a Fob http://bit.ly/csIVdF

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Why pay $2800 for new Mac Pro when u can put $800 hardware in a cardboard box? Ultimate Hackintosh: http://bit.ly/9q4uFs via @techiblog

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Cabbage shortage= KIMCHEE CRISIS (and government bailout - I'm not making this up!) in S. Korea: http://lat.ms/a6KWJs via @angryasianman

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If u like electronica with hiphop/dubstep flare, this is your groove: @bleepbot [PODCAST] no. 001 by @sonic_router http://bit.ly/dCbDL4

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Felt very Hemingway-esque scribblin' in moleskines. But my handwriting resembles drunken Arabic so I can't read my notes #justifyingiPad

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How do you say "joie de vivre" in Spanish? This [VIDEO] is the epitome of visual kiss kiss: http://bit.ly/dxTxh6

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Just checked my ass surreptitiously in work bathroom mirror. There r red handmark on each cheek. btw, #McSpanky came back home this morn

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A rubber fetishist bought me rainboots, so wet weather won't keep me from 2011 @NYCSexBlogCal party tonite (starts 6:30pm at Fonatana's)

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And then: "have a nice day at work, sweetie" *click* #McSpanky hangs up. My cheeks are pulsing like they have mini-hearts in each pore

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"When I'm home, I'm gonna spank+punish u for being slut. Then maybe, just maybe, I'll let u thank me. By sucking me off" says #McSpanky

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Japanese co-workers walk by, while #McSpanky coos into phone: "Don't think about how wet ur panties r right now..." I cross my legs.

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At work, my phone rings. It's #McSpanky. He reads me his version of riot act: "u dirty slut how many times did u masturbate last nite.."

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#McSpanky has left for San Francisco (he's going on artist retreat). I'm alone until Oct. 3. *doing happy dance* #introvert

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This semi-NSFW song has it all: positive attitude, a showercap, and excellent usage of "cock-sucking" http://bit.ly/aOMh3N /via @ittybiz

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This crazy @vanityfair article should be renamed "Dirty Filthy Greek Money and the Monks who Love It!" http://bit.ly/daOIeP via @jkottke

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The @ModernCuisine cookbook may be $500, but it's the size of O.E.D. (but w/nicer pics) [FREE 10-pg .PDF PREVIEW]http://bit.ly/9MSbii

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OH SNAP! #QOTD from @SilasBent: "'Throwing shade' is not an acceptable skill after the apocalypse should the robots ever take over"

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After a 10+ hour drive from Michigan->NYC, the first thing #McSpanky and I did = have a good schtuppin' in our bed. Home sweet home...

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Strange but true: a sport in UK where u stick a crazy ferret down ur pants and see how long u last http://bit.ly/d5gZc5

Avatar Koo Francis Hemingway

Taking Prozac? You may be contributing to shrimp (yes, the little underwater critter) suicide: http://bit.ly/d9PCW0 by @francis_lam