Brent Ozar (brento)

Brent Ozar

Beer, fried jalapenos, and ClearTrace. Nice way to spend the afternoon.

Brent Ozar

Just updated our @BrentOzarPLF free webcast list with several upcoming SQL Server webcasts: http://ping.fm/bv2X8

Brent Ozar

Let's do lunch together in Chicago on 3/23: http://ping.fm/f1h3l Register: http://ping.fm/Q3XaA

Brent Ozar

Broadcasting now: DBA Darwin Awards, Index Edition: http://ping.fm/zHLNc Password uhoh. Talking Trans Ams.

Brent Ozar

OH: "I use this tool that helps me find all my useful code snippets." "Me too - mine's called Google."

Brent Ozar

Back from #SQLCruise, and despite my best efforts to keep up with email on the boat, I've still got a dozen more to address. (sigh)

Brent Ozar

Sitting out on the back pool deck of the Norwegian Epic for one last morning, then flying back to Chicago. #SQLCruise

Brent Ozar

[Blog] Join Me in Building a Story http://ping.fm/dN7YW Let me tell you a story. Several years ago, I...

Brent Ozar

[Blog] Join Me for Lunch in Chicago on March 23rd http://bit.ly/w2b1g6 On March 23rd, I'll be the guest of honor at the first...

Brent Ozar

OH on #SQLCruise: "My manager is God to me. I know he exists, but I never see him."

Brent Ozar

Yeah, but they can get away with it because they're such good kissers. http://ping.fm/x1ikO

Brent Ozar

SQLCruise alumni photo from the PASS Summit at the @SQL_Sentry booth: http://ping.fm/CVIL6

Brent Ozar

Just drove @SQLAgentMan and family around Miami, picked up drinks and munchies for #SQLBBQ tonight before #SQLCruise.

Brent Ozar

Boarding 8 hours of flights from Seattle to Miami. #SQLcruise, here I come!

Brent Ozar

[Stack] Why are numbers tables "invaluable"? http://ping.fm/ZCOve Our resident database expert is telling us...

Brent Ozar

Just registered for the Disney Half Marathon with @YanniRobel and @Kendra_Little! http://ping.fm/CyGrd

Brent Ozar

SQL Server 2012: There's a prize in every box. #sqlbaremetal #sql2012

Brent Ozar

[Blog] DBA Darwin Awards: Log File Edition http://ping.fm/gC9v3 Right after the DBA says “Uh oh,” they call in the consultants.

Brent Ozar

If SQL Server was a person, I'd hug it - but I'd be careful to cover my crotch.

Brent Ozar

[Blog] Posts I Couldn't Develop in 2011 http://ping.fm/sPOZT I keep a list of blog post ideas in...