Émile (emile)
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a wooden stool next to the window is an engineering solution to make up for the oversight of not leaving enough ledge for a cat like me.
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I'm convinced that evolutionary fluke deprived me of the ability to open doors ...
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I'm not interested in your tongue unless you've been eating fresh fish.
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the duties of a responsible cat include daily checks of the premises to see if everything is in the right place.
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the vacuum cleaner keeps ruining my fluid mechanics experiments with hairballs.
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Sneezing at a closed door does not open it either. Hrm.
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They warn me never / to lose my toys under the / refridgerator.
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looking for the light at the end of the tunnel in a cardboard box.
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the art of getting attention is a delicate business.
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My humans and I seem to have an irreconcilable disagreement on whether newly acquired vacuum cleaner is a useful contraption, or pure evil.
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I'm the subject and the predi-cat.
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Note I do not play fetch to entertain my humans. They just happen to conveniently palliate my inability to throw my bouncy ball far enough.
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the best contemplation of self is in the reflection at the bottom of the metal food bowl as one eats one's way through a hearty meal
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observation: bouncy ball falls down the stairs but never up ... I think I shall call it "gravity"
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IANAL (cats get discriminated against in law schools. shame) but I think there is substantive prior art on http://tinyurl.com/catpatent
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Sending plastic spirals under doors above a velocity seems to suggest they disappear into wormholes. I can never find them afterwards...
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Food Bowl Experiment, Test #273. Hypothesis: "staring at food bowl will make food appear". No luck so far ...
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I have a growing appreciation for the rollability of the 120mm film spool
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Time for another episode of “the broody bunch”. I'll play all the roles.
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Dustballs are excellent study material for fluid mechanics
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