Eric Wilhelm (ericwilhelm)
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"ninja programmers" are great if your code has swords, but get some librarians if you want code organized and spelled correctly.
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The title says "Battlestar Galactica", but the movie is "Cheap Drama on Colonial One"?
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Coding hours = 8 - (2n)^2 - 3.75n ; where n = number of phone calls.
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Getting your house powerwashed protip: chase from the inside with towels. Watch out for the mail slot! #taking_on_water
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"Rakudo Star" is not "the latest beta of Perl6" (which is wrong in about 5 ways). I liked the name "Rakudo: Adventure Edition".
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IMAP client with support for arbitrary message flags?
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Never again: @cinemarkxd = bad theater. Terrible sound. Commercials before the movie, even in the lobby!? Good riddance.
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Inception = great movie.
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/etc/sasldb2 contains cleartext passwords. Large piles of simple things are complicated.
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"Cassandra is an advanced topic" -- oh. uh... Sorry, I was looking for a data store.
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If my neighbor is projecting a movie on the outside wall of his house and I sell tickets, what does copyright law have to say about that?
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The edge of the "internet worth reading" is a fiery cliff which is always only one click away.
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"It's all gone corn-shaped."
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READ THE ERROR MESSAGE! ... *READ* THE ERROR MESSAGE!
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Boring 3-day scheduled migration process becomes exciting rush job via the wonder of not communicating.
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"If they are ninja slugs, then they can have the basil."
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Do you build servers? Does the phrase "I have reason to believe that all of your previous customers know my password." concern you at all?
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I still don't understand how data centers and server builders can operate without the phrase "send me your public key".
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The market will self-regulate... unless you have corn subsidies or get skittish at the sight of blood.
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Was I not paying attention when I started buying beaver brand mustard or did I miss the "now with high fructose corn syrup!" label?
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