Parker Morse (flashesofpanic)

Parker Morse

3 hours away from the desk: 11 unread emails: exactly 1 is actual personal correspondence. Email really is dead. #fb

Parker Morse

If @Square is outlawed, only outlaws will have @square.

Parker Morse

Twitter.com is throwing "You've reached your hourly usage limit" errors... huh?

Parker Morse

Still charged up by the opening of "Life on the Moon" from @erinmckeown 's 2005 "Morning Becomes Eclectic" KCRW set.

Parker Morse

Tax-related scan of entries in checking ledger reveals memo, "I am a spanner."

Parker Morse

Runners never tow the line. They toe it. With their toes. #correction #shouldntbeneccessary #lookingatyou http://bit.ly/ggF80m

Parker Morse

Bringing a seven-month-old fork up to HEAD leads to ugly conflict resolution by hand, even with git.

Parker Morse

Clearly I need to do some paper coding first.

Parker Morse

Smart move for @Mo_Farah, but what do his longtime sponsors Adidas think of Salazar's strong Nike connections? Does it matter?

Parker Morse

Only a computer could take so long to forget things. #fb

Parker Morse

Perhaps overshadowed by the BAA news: USATF and Team USA Minnesota launch http://www.runpro.com/

Parker Morse

Nothing like a web company sending plain-text attachments in otherwise blank emails as order confirmation. Sure, I won't spam-filter that...

Parker Morse

Putting my bag together for NB Boston Indoor GP tomorrow. What's the hashtag, should I have time to tweet? #indoortrack #slushstorm #rltac

Parker Morse

Not sure about PA, but around here a groundhog would need a power shovel and a spotlight to see his shadow. #fb

Parker Morse

Always a pleasure when a company's outsourced Accounts Receivable web app makes it easier to send a paper invoice by USPS.

Parker Morse

Spelling counts. Particularly when you're entering the client's address into the GPS.

Parker Morse

Conference call drinking game: drink every time the client uses the phrase "email blast"

Parker Morse

Even if you never read this book, everyone should know Louie Zamperini's story: http://amzn.to/gmPiP9

Parker Morse

Phone rings. Delivery dispatcher tells me, "They should be there momentarily." Hang up phone. "Bing bong." THAT is timing.

Parker Morse

Wondering why the one place which will rent me a power planer is quoting a price higher than the places which will sell me one.