fozzyfatboyslim
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http://ping.fm/rQelW I'm so there.
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Wild eyes, a sweaty upper lip, a collection of twitches and tics.
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DO WANT! http://ping.fm/d8P21
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I love my country, but fear my government
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I thought I was being followed by a paid assassin. Turns out he's only a volunteer.
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John has a long mustache.
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We have plenty of bandwidth. What we need is more band height.
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Boomer, Hunter, Tank, all this with echoes of beeping pipe bombs. I'm hooked.
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Proroguing everything. My taxes, my student loans, my job.
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Anytime I see John Candy make pancakes with snow shovel, I'd like to try that.
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Holidays.. the tryptophan has begun wearing off just as the alcohol kicks in.
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Once was a time when Isps would charge you a second or third plan for each PC you connected. It's hard to believe now, but they really did.
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When you vote today remember this. THE ROBOTS ARE REAL!
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When does the Halloween candy go on sale? I need to buy some Christmas gifts
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Bluescreen has performed an illegal operation. Bluescreen must be closed.
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Could you describe the ruckus, sir.
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I believe you have my stapler.
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The new phone books are here!
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Know what grinds my gears? When I call and am put on speakerphone. I effin hate handfree.
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