John Hattan (johnhattan)

John Hattan

Oh cool. They're gonna release extended-edition "Twilight" DVD's with 20 extra minutes of mopey gazing!

John Hattan

Do pagan accountants use Wiccan Quicken?

John Hattan

Bored daughter versus webcam. http://ping.fm/pOyPl

John Hattan

If you plan to take me to the "Battleship" movie, be aware that I will loudly point out everything that's not in the board game.

John Hattan

Van Halen's got a new album! They haven't released an album in 13 years (or 28 years if you only count albums anyone gave a shit about).

John Hattan

I thought the Super Bowl pre-game show started a little late this year. Turns out it's the pregame show for 2013.

John Hattan

Oh wow, the winning team on Puppy Bowl gets strapped to the top of Mitt Romney's tour bus. The losing team is adopted by Michael Vick.

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Why yes, I am watching Puppy Bowl #dontyoujudgeme

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Sunday morning, and there's nothing on teevee but religion and a Charlie's Angels marathon. You can guess what the critter's watching.

John Hattan

Anyone know if they're gonna time the breaks in Puppy Bowl so I can also watch Bud Bowl?

John Hattan

Submitted a video to Staples "record a 15 second commercial" contest. Got turned down as a violation of contest rules. Nothing more specific

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I think I understood that life is deeper than it presents when I was a kid in Arkansas and the guy who played "Bozo" on TV got a DUI.

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Just saw John Fogerty on some TV show the wife and critter are watching. He's holding up well for 66 years old.

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"Welcome Back Kotter is DEFINITELY better than The Brady Bunch" -- my kid. RIP Juan Epstein

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I, however, am unlike most drivers in <current location>. For the most part, they drive quite poorly, but I drive very well.

John Hattan

Well you know what they say about the weather in <current location>. If you don't like it, just wait, as weather tends to change over time.

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Boy, people in <current location> certainly don't know how to drive in <current weather>. They're just CRAZY!

John Hattan

I treat the State of the Union like the debates and all award shows. If anything interesting happens, I'll find out tomorrow.

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Just got a request to review a book on how to write book reviews. Thanks, but I like to consider myself a self-taught hack.

John Hattan

So Gingrich's numbers go up whenever he's shown to be a sleazebag. Rumor is he's having a smush-room installed in his bus for Super Tuesday.