Johnnie Ingram (johnnieingram)
-
I just saw a taxi with a personalised number plate. Is it me, or is that a bit weird?
-
I wish I was clever enough to do something cool for #whyday, but I'm afraid about the only thing I can do well is eat some bacon.
-
OK. Somebody has to fork #firefox and do it properly. This is getting ridiculous now.
-
Hint to IT specialist recruitment agencies: insisting that I submit my CV to you in .doc format is unlikely to endear you to me.
-
Alrighty. That's the end of the day, and the end of my working year. Better put my clothes back on.
-
Last day's work before Christmas. Nobody else in the office today. Just me. Fuck it - I'm getting naked.
-
@gominokouhai The Empire Strikes Back To The Future #twofilmscombinedtomakeabetterone #IReallyShouldBeWorkingRightNow
-
@gominokouhai The Last Airbender Of The Mohicans #twofilmscombinedtomakeabetterone
-
@gominokouhai The Toy Story Of O #twofilmscombinedtomakeabetterone
-
I am the only person here. Please, please, tell me I haven't missed a memo saying "Don't bother coming to work today".
-
RT @kristian: I'm sure this was cited in the Bible as final sign of apocalypse: Farmville for Dummies now on Amazon http://amzn.to/el3KJA
-
@cripesonfriday Three Men And An Awkward Silence.
-
If you're reading RMS's Guardian article, don't read the comments. They will make you want to smash things with hammers. http://is.gd/iTQ4J
-
"This isn’t an attack on democracy, it’s a demand for it." - @johannhari101 kicks arse, as usual. http://tinyurl.com/2wb4f3o
-
Bleurgh. It's as cold as Kay Burley's shriveled dead heart out there, and I am ill. I am, nonetheless, the first person in the office.
-
Out of the office today, seeing #Moviestorm in use in local schools. Nice change from CSS hell.
-
Breaking News from the Tell-Me-Something-I-Don't-Know Department: Richard Littlejohn is a cunt.
-
I am once again debugging Internet Explorer CSS problems. #fml
-
This photo has brought me close to tears. I can't find words to adequately express how this makes me feel. http://is.gd/ivpIk
-
I am now the only person left in the @Moviestorm office. Trying hard to concentrate on work, but it's Friday and it's dark and I'm tired.
All Identi.ca content and data are available under the