Brian DeLaney (junkmasterzero)
-
"This Street Sharks episode is too hard to follow."
-
"Life's hard you know… so strike a pose on a cadillac."
-
Nothing says "get your butt on the dance floor" quite like "Silver Bells".
-
Who puts ground effects on a Jaguar?
-
Well I know what I'm doing for my birthday in 2013.
-
Mystery solved: I cannot taste cinnamon.
-
Why does all Chinese herbal medicine smell like soy sauce?
-
It's not "a posable" thumb.
-
The only people in this "Young Adult" section are two old guys.
-
There are still about 150 copies of "America by Heart" by Sarah Palin at this Borders.
-
This Borders feels very post-apocalyptic.
-
Apparently Ms. Portugal's talent is walking down stairs.
-
Oh Avery Brooks, why do you always look so angry?
-
If a tree falls in your yard does it make a sound? … Yes, yes it does.
-
"Warriors… come out to play!" - our waitress at House of Pies.
-
I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man.
-
People talk so much stuff about me in barber shops they forget to get their hair cut.
-
Jenga means friendship.
-
http://ping.fm/p/Mynu2 - 108? That's more like it.
-
Why yes, I AM horrible at judging the sex of animated Disney animals.
All Identi.ca content and data are available under the