Lame Jokes (lamejokes)
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Drinking habits can be dangerous. You can choke on the cloth and the nuns will wonder where their clothes are.
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Did you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
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Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.
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I bought powdered water, but I don't know what to add. - Steven Wright
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Predestination was doomed from the start.
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Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
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What's the difference between woman with PMS and a Rabid Pitbull ? -- lipstick
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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
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Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors? If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
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If I were to ask you out, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?
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A pizza of radius z and thickness a has a volume of pi z z a
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A plumber divorcing his wife turns round and said it's all over Flo.
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
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The best way to smuggle drugs is up a dog's arse. If the sniffer dog suspects anything, the officials will think it's just being frisky.
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What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? Vote.
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Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the bad girls live!
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Pollytheism n.: the belief that God is a parrot.
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it!
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Cats are amazing! Cute, furry, friendly, and only 140 calories per serving!
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My last holiday was terrible, I flew with BA. He just kept shouting "You crazy Fool, I aint getting on no plane!"
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