Jamie Martin (livejamie)

Jamie Martin

$ git add EVERYBODY_PANIC

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Can we all pitch in and send some actual cherries to whoever makes cherry-flavored medicine?

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Added to the list of things Daisy barks at: Cows, Goats, Donkeys, Horses.

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Dear World, On behalf of all Arizonans, we're really, really sorry about GoDaddy.

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"Don't cry for me Indiana..."

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Just saw a large goat hop the fence onto the 101 overpass. I yelled "what the hell is that" at my sisters. The end.

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I'm just worried that America is going to get really sick and Newt is going to leave us for a younger, healthier country.

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If Newt does get two terms, living on the moon doesn't seem THAT bad.

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Jan Brewer saw a brown man at the airport and simply thought he was an illegal. It's a simple mistake people.

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Ball So Hard University: Now taking applications for kickers

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Does anybody else get a Spanish accent when ordering from a Mexican restaurant?

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Is Vernon Davis okay? Can somebody check?

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Today is 1/12/12 and my friend Matt is declaring it National Mic Check Day

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Beyonce's baby is named "Blue Ivy" which sounds like a beautiful stripper or a luscious glade plug-in scent

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Spotify just ruined a mix cd suprise by broadcasting a bunch of the songs I was researching to facebook #firstworldproblems

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We bought a zoo, in which Matt Damon wonders why a girl would talk to him and Scarlett Johansson is a loser with no friends. #lol

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Skyrim is on Sale today. FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-FUS-RO-DA!

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Anybody playing SW:TOR? What faction/server? Anybody but Brian because he'll make me roll on the Onyxia of Star Wars

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This is the worst time of year to be single

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Just heard an old man tell somebody to "go to YouTube and Google it"