Jon (mimetica)
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Labour Day: a holiday intended to allow people the time to go into Labour. See Moving Day.
about 5 months ago from xmpp -
Not to sound so callous, but it was that very evening of that little sad day I knew I was going to be zombie Jack Layton for Halloween.
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In Back to the Future p. II Marty McFly jr. likes to watch 'The Atrocity Channel.'
about 8 months ago from web -
I'm thrilled about an election, but it could cost as high as 1% of the cost of the F-35 fighter jets. :( #butthurtbudget #atleastwehavelibya
about 11 months ago from web -
for JON in VICTORIA: peers.poetry = peers.poetry + 1
about 11 months ago from web -
I'd like to take a minute to dedicate this next exercise routine to post-Saussurean semiotics. Thanks for everything, formless reality.
about a year ago from web -
They should make a comedy spin-off called "Worf." They, like, should.
about a year ago from xmpp -
I want your job. Give It To Me. "No." Give It To Me It's Mine! "No!" Let go, I want it! "Arble barble garble" Ahh, you bit Me!
about a year ago from xmpp -
RCMP throws girl to safety before having leg crushed from being pinned by a truck. Yet, whenever I throw girls.... http://bit.ly/gFf6vA
about a year ago from xmpp -
Cthulhu does not have Facebook friends, Cthulhu only has Facebook frenemies.
about a year ago from xmpp -
Hey, my neighbour's on fire.
about a year ago from xmpp -
K.Reeves says he won't be pornographic with his violence. His violence will not, Will Not, arouse lust. (http://bbc.in/h7Jkaw) As if.
about a year ago from xmpp -
RoboJo says autohello. :]
about a year ago from xmpp -
Took a sweet tomato to a swanky juice joint, blowing sixty rubes and an ace. Turns out the lady was a flat tire.
about a year ago from xmpp -
I am such a shame-wreck for watching Jersey Shore, srsly srs, I can't not un-look away the other direction always.
about a year ago from xmpp -
Every year I hope some Bond-style villain will implement some drama in the beginning of the year. Every year is a sour disappointment.
about a year ago from xmpp -
And if you gaze long enough into silly putty, the silly putty will also gaze into you. O_o
about a year ago from xmpp -
On Jesus' birthday I got a ton of presents. Look, gang, I'm not Jesus. Should I give them back? This's been a flattering misunderstanding.
about a year ago from xmpp -
I'm a werepoet, hear me alliterate.
about a year ago from xmpp
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