Philip J. Hollenback (philiph)

Philip J. Hollenback

Children are in bed. PREPARE TO UNLEASH GAME OF THRONES!

Philip J. Hollenback

My son demands I watch while he picks up toys. Somehow he is using the Heisenberg uncertainty principle to his advantage here. #nerdparent

Philip J. Hollenback

I expect reparations from Australia for The Wiggles.

Philip J. Hollenback

I feel like the small appliance industry really didn't give a shit when they named the food processor.

Philip J. Hollenback

Sadly I am the king of global data structures in #perl. #sysadmin

Philip J. Hollenback

Plan today: listen to Vampire Weekend until my boat shoes bleed.

Philip J. Hollenback

What's the point of tiptronic transmissions? It's like playing Outrun on the easy setting. Get a manual if you want to shift.

Philip J. Hollenback

The zipcar we usually rent these days is nicknamed Marauder. Unfortunately it's a Mazda 3, which really limits our pillaging opportunities.

Philip J. Hollenback

Crap, chickpeas and garbanzo beans are the same thing. I could have gotten all my hummus ingredients at Trader Joe's if I'd known that!

Philip J. Hollenback

Are chickpeas and garbanzo beans the same thing? I feel like I should know that.

Philip J. Hollenback

Hm just heard Langhorne Slim in a Travelers insurance commercial.

Philip J. Hollenback

Wikipedia: the best source for television show information ever created. Oh I think there's some other stuff there too.

Philip J. Hollenback

Just once I'd like to see a kids tv show episode teach the lesson that selfishness can be more effective than teamwork.

Philip J. Hollenback

4 year olds are the most enthusiastic materials scientists on the planet. #parenting

Philip J. Hollenback

Hanging with my sons and writing a dd-wrt wireless bridging howto. A fine way to spend a Sunday morning. #parenting #sysadmin

Philip J. Hollenback

"Let's make a shitty 1970s cartoon, but with Latinos!" - the a-holes who created Dora.

Philip J. Hollenback

Argh yet another yo dawg http://i.imgur.com/GhcLt.jpg I'm sorry.

Philip J. Hollenback

Current goal: watch every Burt Lancaster film.

Philip J. Hollenback

So glad I waited on buying an iPad, so that I can now also not buy an iPad 2.

Philip J. Hollenback

I refuse to believe that humanity existed before the invention of the ziptie.