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  1. Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

    Children are in bed. PREPARE TO UNLEASH GAME OF THRONES!

    about 10 months ago from Ping.fm
    • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

      My son demands I watch while he picks up toys. Somehow he is using the Heisenberg uncertainty principle to his advantage here. #nerdparent

      about 10 months ago from Ping.fm
      • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

        I expect reparations from Australia for The Wiggles.

        about 10 months ago from Ping.fm
        • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

          I feel like the small appliance industry really didn't give a shit when they named the food processor.

          about 11 months ago from Ping.fm
          • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

            Sadly I am the king of global data structures in #perl. #sysadmin

            about 11 months ago from Ping.fm
            • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

              Plan today: listen to Vampire Weekend until my boat shoes bleed.

              about 11 months ago from Ping.fm
              • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                What's the point of tiptronic transmissions? It's like playing Outrun on the easy setting. Get a manual if you want to shift.

                about 11 months ago from Ping.fm
                • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                  The zipcar we usually rent these days is nicknamed Marauder. Unfortunately it's a Mazda 3, which really limits our pillaging opportunities.

                  about 11 months ago from Ping.fm
                  • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                    Crap, chickpeas and garbanzo beans are the same thing. I could have gotten all my hummus ingredients at Trader Joe's if I'd known that!

                    about 11 months ago from Ping.fm
                    • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                      Are chickpeas and garbanzo beans the same thing? I feel like I should know that.

                      about 11 months ago from Ping.fm
                      • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                        Hm just heard Langhorne Slim in a Travelers insurance commercial.

                        about 11 months ago from Ping.fm
                        • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                          Wikipedia: the best source for television show information ever created. Oh I think there's some other stuff there too.

                          about 11 months ago from Ping.fm
                          • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                            Just once I'd like to see a kids tv show episode teach the lesson that selfishness can be more effective than teamwork.

                            about a year ago from Ping.fm
                            • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                              4 year olds are the most enthusiastic materials scientists on the planet. #parenting

                              about a year ago from Ping.fm
                              • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                                Hanging with my sons and writing a dd-wrt wireless bridging howto. A fine way to spend a Sunday morning. #parenting #sysadmin

                                about a year ago from Ping.fm
                                • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                                  "Let's make a shitty 1970s cartoon, but with Latinos!" - the a-holes who created Dora.

                                  about a year ago from Ping.fm
                                  • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                                    Argh yet another yo dawg http://i.imgur.com/GhcLt.jpg I'm sorry.

                                    about a year ago from Ping.fm
                                    • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                                      Current goal: watch every Burt Lancaster film.

                                      about a year ago from Ping.fm
                                      • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                                        So glad I waited on buying an iPad, so that I can now also not buy an iPad 2.

                                        about a year ago from Ping.fm
                                        • Philip J. Hollenback Philip J. Hollenback

                                          I refuse to believe that humanity existed before the invention of the ziptie.

                                          about a year ago from Ping.fm
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