Rahsheen Porter (rahsheen)

Rahsheen Porter

It's "calm and collected" not "calm and collective" ...unless you are Borg. In which case, I'm well aware resistance is futile.

Rahsheen Porter

Life would be so much easier for all if we would be more straightforward. Stop thinking so hard on the motives of others.

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Bad throw? Well how DARE T. Brady hit these fools in the hands...twice. #superbowl

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Oh snap! It's Justin Bieber at the #superbowl! ...oh, wait. Just Tom Brady. Nevermind.

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I love boiled eggs but they make me nauseous. That doesn't even make sense.

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Do me a quick favor. Download the free song "Rescue" and help a local band reach their dreams. Thanks! http://ping.fm/IK80U

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QR you serious? | @shawn http://ping.fm/XknYp

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Hate to say it, but Facebook gives the best representation of my social timeline. Media and all. Google+ is still 2 hard to post to.

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Both office windows are now fully sealed and plasticated.

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Check out my Lil Cuz! Share This Please. "LET ME GET DAT - JONNIE WALKER" http://bit.ly/AEJayc

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Pretty vague on whether you can start writing early. Guess I'll wait. - Record an album in 28 days http://bit.ly/wZAfGa

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I just randomly watched half of a Nicki Minaj video. I think I've damaged my higher brain functions. Quick! Someone say something smart!

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How about I just figured out where Shuffle was at on Google Music? That was driving me nuts.

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Google Music Now Lets You Download All Your Saved Music [Google Music] - http://pulse.me/s/5nwuy #booya

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Did she just show me the food while saying how awesome it is and then simultaneously say it's all gone while I'm looking right at it?

Rahsheen Porter

If you sing a Bone Thugs~n~Harmony song while working out, it increases intensity and cardiovascular health. #truestory

Rahsheen Porter

How many Apple ID's do you really need? STOP MAKING NEW ACCOUNTS! Gah. There is NO WAY to correct that mistake.

Rahsheen Porter

So, basically, that HTC Evo was the star of the show. I haven't seen the iPhone star in jack. #touch

Rahsheen Porter

Who is this dude talking? Did he not get a chance to hear Obama speak before giving his response? #SOTU