Kristen (sarkasmo)

Kristen

UPDATE on the update about the virus I shouldn't have mocked: I did crack a rib, according to ER doctor.

Kristen

Update on the ongoing saga of the virus I mocked last week on Facebook: I think I did that thing where I coughed too hard and hurt a rib.

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Sketchy guy at clinic is pacing/shuffling around aimlessly. Dislike.

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Back to bed for another 2-3 hours of sleep. I think my coughing fits are getting further apart.

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Frake attack! #frakeattack

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In an effort to remain as non-caffeinated as possible but still drink hot liquids, I'm mixing peppermint tea with chamomile tea. Niiiiiice.

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Work just called to see if I could come in for a shift. I still have no voice, and could barely answer the phone. #yesthisiscroak

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Drinking tea from my dottery mug in hopes that it has voice-restorative powers. #dottery @bethanyactually

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I just had a spectacular massage, so naturally I want to go to Wal Mart to spread my relaxation to others. Also, cold germs.

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People (presumably regulars) are sneaking sideways glances at me. I feel like someone will out me as an American or a non-coffee drinker.

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I'm no good at ordering tea at Tim's. Also, is there a scientifically viable reason for adding a tea bag after the cup is full of water?

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I just found an inhaler from 2003 inside my rollerblade gear.

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Am I getting used to the flavor of Buckley's? Maybe I'm not awake enough to fully taste it at 6:20 am.

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DAMMIT. Darren's making me take Buckley's.

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I just had a cup of tea. I DO TOO need to tell the world about it.

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Last 2 days I've felt like I'm coming down with something, but only at night. Weird. #dontbesickdontbesick

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I washed my knee pads, elbow pads, and wrist guards earlier today and lay them out on the floor to dry. Packet is guarding/shedding on them.

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It's cold outside, but Packet thinks it would be grand if I could just open the window for her. It's 19F, cat. Not happenin. #bequiet #MEOW

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Ah, February. That time of year when the air is so dry, I have to moisturize my face with Vaseline.

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http://ping.fm/GpPBq Thanks, Karyl! (I love how long this list is!)