Chris Wright (shinerweb)
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The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight. I'm just updating my status whilst I'm waiting for the kettle to boil #joke
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oh bugger, why is there water still coming out of the ceiling 4 hours after the kids showered. Not today... please...
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Kay Burley backed into a corner and fails to apologies. LMAO http://bit.ly/ncosTm #kayburley
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Where is the sun ??? 17deg but feels freezing out there...
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What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One’s a superhero and the other is an instruction. #joke
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What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One’s a superhero and the other is an instruction. #joke
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"The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death" #joke
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RT @ChrisPirillo: Google+ sucks. Do you want to know why? http://bit.ly/o5boUS #g+ #google
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when people try to cheer you up with half-assed clichés, kick em' in the nuts.
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I'd like to thank the miserable s**t that roofied my son last night, stole his money, his phone and bundled him into a ditch and left him
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RT @London_Law_Firm: We are co-ordinating "News of the World Employee Interest Group". Please get in touch. Please RT! #NoTW
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Yey !! F1 started on the red button... Silverstone ... looks a tadge wet and cold...
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RT @sarahholtf1: Morning! First practice at the British Grand Prix 0900 on the red button, BBC Sport website and at 0855 on @5livef1 #bbcf1
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Absolutely piddling it down outside... Almost Texas type rain... Back yard is flooding it's coming down so hard...
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Let the News of The World advertisers know how you really feel: http://bit.ly/orooCE
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My local O2 cell site is still down. Now mobile since Friday 1st, unless I walk 1/2mile out of the village and switch cells. O2 on the case
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Early night for me. Today was really carp. i.e. memory like a goldfish. Totally cream crackered after no sleep yet again. Night Y'all
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RT @charles_kasso: SEO Strategies - The Truth About Search Engine Optimization: http://tinyurl.com/3qbgbnn #love_it
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tea and crumpet at 4.10am. Early start today :( Not much sleep again last night. Physio at 8.30am. Time to get some work done !!
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