Jonathan Woss (w0ssy)
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@bugabundo Has anyone ever told you that you resemble Peter Doherty - a clean, drug free and smiling a lot Peter Doherty ?
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Today is the first day of my Twitter free existence - of course I am madly subscribing to all my new gang and they follow me. Surprised ?
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@bugabundo I am a world famous celebrity, the best TV chat show host (after Parkinson), well-rich, handsome and using identical ! That's 5 !
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Uh oh - Jane is calling from the conservatory. I think Mr Pickles might have left a deposit somewhere that needs cleaning up.
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Twitter doesn't have groups but Stephen Fry tells me I can quickly broadcast to all my legions of UK fans simply by using !gb which is cool!
Wednesday, 01-Apr-09 14:10:20 UTC from web -
Twitter doesn't have groups but Stephen Fry tells me I can quickly broadcast to all my legions of UK fans simply by using !gb which is cool!
Wednesday, 01-Apr-09 14:09:18 UTC from web -
@evan Everyone who follows @stephenfry also loves all of my work & wants to follow me too ? Can you fix it for me ? Go on then - how much ?
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What do you have to do to get on 'Popular' ? Do I have to send yet more money to @evan ? Does he take PayPal ?
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We're fully booked for this series but just shout with any suggestions for guests on the next series of 'Jonathan Ross' in September.
Wednesday, 01-Apr-09 13:57:32 UTC from web -
15 ! 15 ! Is this some sort of bad April Fool joke ? @stephenfry told me that people here had good taste ? Whaddya all want - blood ?
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OK - back from BBC studios. Now to catch up on Twittidentica and see how many thousand fans I have.
Wednesday, 01-Apr-09 13:54:03 UTC from web -
@johndrinkwater Wot ?! That idiot with a Alan Patridge piccie who isn't really Steve Coogan and doesn't even has his mobile number. Never.
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@johndrinkwater Course I am the weal Jonny Woss. I weally wish Wussell Bwand hadn't showed on on identical as I can't say his name pwopewley
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@randybrandy Jacqui Smith is the Home Secretary ! Dick is her husband who expensed 2 porn films to the UK taxpayer. Ripe for a piss-take.
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@randybrandy Richard Timney is Jacqui Smith's husband, you dork. Don't you read 'The Sun' ? LOL.
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@randybrandy April isn't a girl, you misguided fool. I'm thinking of calling Richard Timney. Researcher is getting his number. U up 4 it ?
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Russell - you on this indent thing or still on Twitter ? DM or call me - got a great idea for AF.
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Back from tennis - thinking of a decent April Fool - must be done before 12 noon.
Wednesday, 01-Apr-09 09:07:06 UTC from web -
@brintneyspears Been trying to contact you for ages. Would love to have you (no no not in that sense :-) on the show again. Pls DM me.
Wednesday, 01-Apr-09 08:25:49 UTC from web
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